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Here is a sneak preview of some up and coming lyrics from Punk band Le Murd From Down under

Note copy write Le Murd 2012 © Any un-authorized use is strictly prohibited! Enjoy the sneak peak preview!

 

I'm Getting Too Old For This Shit

Vs 1 Cut down, give up, stop this , start that

on hold, in a queue, wait in line take your time

Invoiced, no choice, bill me, charge me

Upgrade, renovate, downsize, update

Ch: I'm getting too old for this shit x 4

 

Vs 2 Fat free, guilt free, cruelty free, nothin's free!

Branded, targeted, networked, marketed

Spammed and phished, skimmed off and spied on,

Wastin' my Saturdays cruisin' on my ride-on

 

Ch

 

Vs 3 Cold shower 'cause the bill's not paid

20 kays under in the right hand lane

Another lame arsed boy band on the shit parade

I wanna cut myself with a rusty blade!

On hold for hours with the phone company

I wanna claim insurance but they won't pay me

Another infomercial on my TV

Some fuckin' wanker wants to talk to me!

 

Busfat

 

Vs 1 I catch the 7.25 for my daily commute

No time to take the scenic route

Feelin' chuffed 'cause I found a seat

Air con's on to avoid the heat

Feel the vibrations and the bumps you know

Uh oh something's stirring down below...

 

Ch: I got a busfat, got a busfat yeah

Come and sit next to me

I got a busfat, got a busfat yeah

I'll let you ride for free

 

Vs 2 Pinch my arm, think of old men

Nothing seems to help me when

I'm on public transport pitchin' a tent

Hide it with a book, hide it with a bag

Why won't it get this hard when it's time for a shag?

It's times like these I'd trade it in for a vag

 

Ch:

 

 

Squat and Cough

 

Ch: Strip down! Lift up your tackle!

Squat and cough! Squat and cough!

Turn around! What's up your clacker?

Squat and cough NOW! Squat and cough!

 

Vs 1 He woke up in the holding cell and now he can't recall

Exactly how he ended up inside these walls

They locked the door and he stumbled inside

He didn't have a chance to ask the reasons why

 

Br: Stepped up to the yellow line, gave them his prints

They threw him his browns, doesn't matter if they fit

Induction then remand, strip searches on demand

The screw pulls the plastic gloves over his hand...

 

Ch:

 

Vs 2 He's in suspicion 'cause they caught him ditchin'

He blocked up the sink and flooded the kitchen

Full cavity probe then sleep under the strobe

No access to a phone locked down all alone

 

Br 2 : They tried to make him crack, and give up his supplier

But he won't stab him in the back, 'cause he wants to stay his buyer

They own him now for years, until he makes it free

He has no idea when that will be...

 

Ch:

 

No Pants Sunday

 

Vs 1 I bought six pairs of pants 'cause that's all I need

But I cut myself on Monday and proceeded to bleed

Fresh pair on Tuesday but I waited far too long

Pissed myself drivin' down the highway, it was so fuckin' wrong

Trashed a pair on Wednesday 'cause I got so fuckin' drunk

Used another pair on Thursday when i covered 'em with spunk

Friday got real messy, I ripped my pants asunder

The last pair went on Saturday when I painted 'em with chunder

So it came to Sunday and I had no pants left to wear

Standin' with my ballbag swingin' in the air...

 

Vs 2 Three heavy knocks then "This is a raid !!!"

Kickin' down my door, cops then invade

The neighbour stitched me up, he must have smelt my stash

Now I'm caught in a never ending flash

They drag me out the flat and march me up the street

The whole block is starin' at my vegetables and meat

As they threw me in the car I heard somebody say...

 

Ch: " It's no pants Sunday, it's no pants Sunday for you!"

 

Ch: