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Here is a sneak preview of some up and coming lyrics from Punk band Le Murd From Down under
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I'm Getting Too Old For This Shit
Vs 1 Cut down, give up, stop this , start that
on hold, in a queue, wait in line take your time
Invoiced, no choice, bill me, charge me
Upgrade, renovate, downsize, update
Ch: I'm getting too old for this shit x 4
Vs 2 Fat free, guilt free, cruelty free, nothin's free!
Branded, targeted, networked, marketed
Spammed and phished, skimmed off and spied on,
Wastin' my Saturdays cruisin' on my ride-on
Vs 3 Cold shower 'cause the bill's not paid
20 kays under in the right hand lane
Another lame arsed boy band on the shit parade
I wanna cut myself with a rusty blade!
On hold for hours with the phone company
I wanna claim insurance but they won't pay me
Another infomercial on my TV
Some fuckin' wanker wants to talk to me!
Vs 1 I catch the 7.25 for my daily commute
No time to take the scenic route
Feelin' chuffed 'cause I found a seat
Air con's on to avoid the heat
Feel the vibrations and the bumps you know
Uh oh something's stirring down below...
Ch: I got a busfat, got a busfat yeah
Come and sit next to me
I got a busfat, got a busfat yeah
I'll let you ride for free
Vs 2 Pinch my arm, think of old men
Nothing seems to help me when
I'm on public transport pitchin' a tent
Hide it with a book, hide it with a bag
Why won't it get this hard when it's time for a shag?
It's times like these I'd trade it in for a vag
Squat and Cough
Ch: Strip down! Lift up your tackle!
Squat and cough! Squat and cough!
Turn around! What's up your clacker?
Squat and cough NOW! Squat and cough!
Vs 1 He woke up in the holding cell and now he can't recall
Exactly how he ended up inside these walls
They locked the door and he stumbled inside
He didn't have a chance to ask the reasons why
Br: Stepped up to the yellow line, gave them his prints
They threw him his browns, doesn't matter if they fit
Induction then remand, strip searches on demand
The screw pulls the plastic gloves over his hand...
Vs 2 He's in suspicion 'cause they caught him ditchin'
He blocked up the sink and flooded the kitchen
Full cavity probe then sleep under the strobe
No access to a phone locked down all alone
Br 2 : They tried to make him crack, and give up his supplier
But he won't stab him in the back, 'cause he wants to stay his buyer
They own him now for years, until he makes it free
He has no idea when that will be...
No Pants Sunday
Vs 1 I bought six pairs of pants 'cause that's all I need
But I cut myself on Monday and proceeded to bleed
Fresh pair on Tuesday but I waited far too long
Pissed myself drivin' down the highway, it was so fuckin' wrong
Trashed a pair on Wednesday 'cause I got so fuckin' drunk
Used another pair on Thursday when i covered 'em with spunk
Friday got real messy, I ripped my pants asunder
The last pair went on Saturday when I painted 'em with chunder
So it came to Sunday and I had no pants left to wear
Standin' with my ballbag swingin' in the air...
Vs 2 Three heavy knocks then "This is a raid !!!"
Kickin' down my door, cops then invade
The neighbour stitched me up, he must have smelt my stash
Now I'm caught in a never ending flash
They drag me out the flat and march me up the street
The whole block is starin' at my vegetables and meat
As they threw me in the car I heard somebody say...
Ch: " It's no pants Sunday, it's no pants Sunday for you!"