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So it's late at night and you hear a sound! You look and you see some dude in a fucked up looking mask chasing you! This is the hollywood version of Friday the 13th but how did all this start? Who created the Panic involved with Friday the 13th! What a strange day really! At least April fools is based on something exact! Wtf does Friday the 13th mean to you?
Insurance companies claim accident claims are lower on Friday the 13th citing the reason that people are worried about getting fucked up from doing something stupid and harming themselves. What could possibly go wrong on Friday the 13th? To satisfy this question I made a top 10 list of things that could really cause you a real panic if it happened to you on Friday the 13th!
Please note some of this is graphic, tasteless, and blunt!
1. You could be walking down the street and become mauled by a dog or pack of dogs! What the fuck can that really happen! According to web it's like 1 in 140,000 but can you imagine that becoming a Doggie bone to some over feed dog!
2. You could pass out and become bitten thousands of times by red ant's! Yes you can actually die from this! Talk about a bad way to go!
3. You could be on vacation and have to drive on the right side when your used to driving on the left! What's so messed up about this is you can loose your sense of balance! It happened to me in real life! The driver grabbed the map from above while driving and lost control crashing into a set of tree! Truth me it's hard to get used to driving on the opposite side of the road and can prove to be extremely dangerous!
4. You could make a bowl of soul and accidentally leave the gas stove on! Wouldn't that suck! Boom!
5. You could go on a blind date or Meet up with some random Internet date and meet up with JASON LOL! That would really, really, really suck!
6. Imagine walking down the road and falling into a man hole! Don't laugh a few people do each year! One person lost keys to his office with the water department who's job it was to work, fix and take care of the very man hole he fell into! Odds of working at the very man hole you fall into 1 in 7 billion! Now that really sucks!
7. I don't know what the odds are of being hit by a meteor on Friday 13th is rare but boy would that hurt!
8. Chances of becoming fish food and being eaten by a fish on planet earth is slim but can happen! Now that really sucks to die on Friday the 13th that way because the ocean rules! If you've ever had the chance to see underwater it's a beautiful place see!
9. With 90% of the planet having sex most of all run a slight risk of dying have sex on Friday THE 13th! Boy that would really blow!
10. Odds of dying during oral sex on Friday the 13th! Never! I can't imagine anyone passing away from that! It's so stupid of a postulation I won't google it to find out if anyone reports killing of being killed via oral sex!
I hope you enjoyed my stupid list of things to worry about on Friday 13th! Have fun and most of all be safe! Here is your bonus way you can go! Can you imagine going camping on Friday the 13th and you awaken and there's some dude in a hockey mask is staring down on you! Wow I would spoil myself!
I don't know about you but I'm ready to face the day! With danger lurking on every step I take I think I rent a tank and set up shop in it for the day LOL! Well I hope I make it successfully through Friday the 13th! Well love you all you rock so Be safe all and Love and support each other! I don't know exactly how Friday the 13th but the only Hockey masks I hope to see tonight is the Red Wings goalies mask!